Jesus is like:
Allstate Insurance - you're in good hands.
US Army - He helps you become all that you can be
V05 Hairspray - holds through all kinds of weather
Quiznos - mm mm good
Coke - the real thing
Folgers - the best part of waking up
Lysol - the power you can trust
Degree Deodorant - won't let you down
Tide - gets out stains that others leave behind
Sears - has everything
Chevy - like a rock
Wrigleys doublemint - doubles your pleasure, doubles your fun
Geico - (salvation) so easy a caveman can do it
- 15 minutes could save you
Bayer - works wonders
Energizer - keeps going and going....
State Farm - like a good neighbor, (He's) always there
Lay's - 100% pure joy
Party Palace - makes your dreams come true
GE - brings good things to life
Hallmark - cares enough to send the very best
Yup, that's my God.. he rules! Always has, always will!
